A secret now told to the world:

Hmmm.... I have decided to let you in on a secret. Lean in a little closer, and listen to my tale. No, that's too close, I have personal space issues. That's better. I once had a love, and a year or two past, this is what occurred in relation to the one called Jerry Walllace:
It was a fair day, not too sunny, not too otherwise, and I had taken it upon myself to investigate a mysterious auditory sensory perception that had caught my attention outside the mansion that belongs to the family Prince. A bird of prey (perhaps a falcon or gosling) had taken flight high above, and in traveling, dropped some item on the ground. What I saw caused me to almost faint dead away, from the sheer un-logic and horror that lay before my unbelieving eyes. A crumpled form lay on the dirt, gasping, vision orbs glazed in pain and shock. My tender heart could not stand there as one crueler might have done, declining to help the poor fellow. As soon as my voice re-entered the region of my vocal chords, I let out a cry to all who could hear. Help me save him, I bade them, and a great multitude gathered 'round his prone form. Comprehending the tragedy that was dying there on the ground, they and I exploded into action, calling for bandages, sterilized water to wash the dirt away, oxygen for his failing lungs to breathe, and a stretcher to lay him in. Some time during the frenzy, his eyes and mine interlocked for a moment, exchanging meaning and gratitude. We knew, amidst the chaos, that love had brought us together. The moment did not last long, for he was still near death. We took him upon the stretcher and carried him gently and with haste to the nearest hospital. The nurses said that there was not much to be done for him there, the hospice was far too small and ill-equipped to handle a case such as this. He was taken away to a more professional place by helicopter, and as tears stung my wind-whipped eyes, we said our farewells, hoping against every fate that would keep us away from each other for eternity. I loved this Jerry Walllace, but, it breaks my heart to say, I never saw him again, and, as I had to return to my own homeland, could not wait for him at the property of the grand family Prince.
"You came from the sky, and landed in my heart. I love thee, Jerry Walllace."