9/14/2007

Shhh, I'm plotting revenge.

Yes, it is true, I'm afraid. Ceaselessly plotting. On how to bring about more plotting. As in the SPC. Secret Plotting Club. Which doesn't exist yet. But it will. It will.
I was trying to read last night until my eyes wouldn't focus. But I finished the book before that happened. I was up until four. Funtimes.
Youth group was last night. I gave the announcements and we played Bananapants.
I have decided I am going to become a musician, lyricist, composer, psychologist, linguist, and author. People have accomplished more. I think it's a pretty reasonable goal. It's better than picking just one.
So to do that, I'll have to double major in music and psychology, but I think you need six years to become a practicing psychologist, so I'll take the final two on the computer if possible. I can use Rosetta Stone for the languages. I'm already working towards being a musician and lyricist, but I don't understand music enough yet to be a composer.
I am not obsessed with people named Chris. I was kind of obsessed with one, but that was a long time ago.

26 comments:

Lauren said...

awwww, you're so cute when you're in denial.

RRock_With_It said...

Oh my gosh you know very well that it isn't a Chris.

Lauren said...

snapedoodle?

RRock_With_It said...

I never say that.
It is an insult. And you would do well to never say it again.

Lauren said...

snaaaaaaaaaaaaaapedoooooooooooodle

RRock_With_It said...

I would not say such things if I were you!!

Lauren said...

i'm going to watch all the other movies he's in and say "snapedoodle" quietly under my breath.

RRock_With_It said...

*glares*

Lauren said...

better than a-doodley-doodley-snapple.
heh. snapple. Snape likes snapple too.

RRock_With_It said...

But it has no magical properties.

Lauren said...

au contraire, snapedoodle. it's done a wonder for me bowels.

RRock_With_It said...

Evaporate, tall person!

Lauren said...

i bake...if that helps.

RRock_With_It said...

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes!

Lauren said...

......but wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?

RRock_With_It said...

It's only a flesh wound.

Lauren said...

come back here! i'll bite ya legs off!

RRock_With_It said...

Is that really what he said? I want to have a Monty python-watching party.

Lauren said...

YESSS!!!! we can fix coconuts!

RRock_With_It said...

Okay...
and we can go to walmart at two a.m.!

Lauren said...

eh it's part of the movie.
or we could do it during the day when people are there and throw ice cream at them.

RRock_With_It said...

But we could play hide and seek in the clothing section if we went their at night. Or sardines.

Lauren said...

i think i would enjoy scaring people in the baby aisle, tho.

RRock_With_It said...

Wow. I actually do know which form of "there" to use.
That would be enjoyable.

Lauren said...

i have a sudden urge to dress a baby up as some candy corn.

RRock_With_It said...

Wow.
I would be scared.